Banter Can I ... ?

[Stanthropical]

Answer the question to your best ability and post a question for the next person.

Examples:

Can I eat Chinese food for breakfast?
Can I have avocado in tuna salad, instead of mayo in tuna salad?
Can I travel there wearing just that?
Can I see your toes?
Can I ride a bicycle at 68mph?
Can I send my selfie to you?
Can I pet you, stare into your eyes and feed you onions?
Can I sleep on your front lawn?
Can I clean my stove with just vinegar?
Can I draw a dick pic and send it to you?
Etc...

 

[HellinHeels]

Can I give you a piggyback ride?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. I'm scared you wouldn't be able to handle the weight, we'd fall over and get us hurt.

Can I put my Chinese food into a blender, blend it all up and drink it, if I don't feel like chewing it or sitting down to eat it?

 

[Dublinscot]

Are you at that age now Stan? Of course you can. Bless you.

Can I scare my daughter's potential bf away?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

I wouldn't

Can I watch you sleep?

 

[Stanthropical]

Hell no.

Can I commute around the world in 24 hrs?

Are you at that age now Stan? Of course you can. Bless you.

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Only if you can manipulate time

Can I throw a party at your place?

 

[Dublinscot]

Only if you invite me

Can I choose what you watch on TV tonight?

 

[Esoterix]

No.

Can I scream loud af in your face for 5 minute with zero questions asked?

 

[Dublinscot]

Why?

Can I sing to you?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Yes

Can I wear your hoodie?

 

[Dublinscot]

I'm only surprised you asked.

Can I drive?

 

[Locket44]

Yes


Can I play the violin?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Yes

Can I dance?

 

[Locket44]

Yes



Can I burp the alphabet?

 

[Dublinscot]

I have no doubts in your abilities

Can I play a sing for you on the piano?

 

[Locket44]

Sure that would be nice



Can I sing?

 

[HellinHeels]

Sure, but can you sing or do you sing the way I do it which technically isn't singing

Can I give you a ride whereever you want to go?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Please do

Can I run my fingers through your hair?

 

[Locket44]

I just washed it, so yes!

Can I give you a neck massage?