I mean, I am a bartender, so we are coveredHell yea. Who's Makin drinks? Can I help?
Who wants a juicy pussy? Jager bomb? I can do a mean titty twister
Not sharing? Pffft.
*Thinks: that fox sure is cunning*
I can serve, we doing suit and tie? I got a tie and tuxedo undies somewhereI mean, I am a bartender, so we are covered
Now I'm thinking a bit Coyote Ugly?! Who else can sling drinks??? Oooooof I just got my brain turned on. Hahaha
You shall not need a tent, what kind of man would I be to make you carry your tent up to the top of the mountain? You may share mineHow in the fuuuuuuck did I miss this campout?! *Raises hand to go next time*I can bring my own tent?! Lol
How can I say no for a night out in the nature? No no of course the outfit has nothing to do with that after all bugs can be so annoying sometimes@Maria42 Care to cum and camp with us???
Even if he didn't now I am sure that he will thinking about it. Downside he will be very disappointed if he's hammock doesn't includes the blondeoops sorry was this your hammockwe erected it for you..
That's reminded me a joke (I know I am all messed up) on short version of it: the rabbit was walking around the jungle and when the other animals asked him how was his day, he responding always: mmm a little boring but I was fucking the lion for four hours so the day passed. When the he passed from the lion, the lion asked him how was his day and the rabbit responded: eeeh good a little boring so we say some "malakia" (bullshit) just for the funI don't think he'd mind if he gets a turn
I don't think he'd mind if he gets a turn
A paraprosdokian...such a sexy word
Do you really use that word?A paraprosdokian...such a sexy word
There are 2 trees to the right of my cabin. Perfect open spot where there is a sunrise, yet shaded come later afternoon, when it is hot. Sound like dynamite?!
Let me know Friend. Otherwise, take a stroll and have your pick.
