Group Banter Race to a million

[Deleted member 1394328]

You sir have drowned me in a gallon of phallus goo

I say good afternoon

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Now feel get a feel for what it's like to get random as fuck messages that are completely unsolicited

I feel used

 

[Minnie79]

I feel used

Sorry!

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

My poor victorian pornograpgy

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

I'm sticking to cave paintings

 

[Minnie79]

I have someone in my pms that joined 26 mins ago asking me what jizz is. This has to be one of you lot having a laugh?

 

[Minnie79]

Oh he sent another message asking me again. Which one of you is it? Admit it

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Well. What is jizz?

 

[Minnie79]

Like Jazz but played on an igil

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

I reckon it's hope. She's gone AWOL

 

[Deleted member 1430026]

jizz /jĭz/

noun​

1. Semen.
2. The unique characteristics of a bird speciesthat enable it to be immediately identifiedby an experienced birdwatcher who has seen that bird before and is familiar with its appearance and behaviour.
3. Male ejaculate; sperm, semen.

 

[Minnie79]

He's 51 and called prosperous, think I just found my sugar daddy

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Christmas time. Finding out the meaning of jizz.

Sir stiffy top hat

In Charles Dickin'

Screwed

 

[Tash26]

Why 1 and 3?

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

jizz /jĭz/

noun​

1. Semen.
2. The unique characteristics of a bird speciesthat enable it to be immediately identifiedby an experienced birdwatcher who has seen that bird before and is familiar with its appearance and behaviour.
3. Male ejaculate; sperm, semen.

Wait what



I know that birds jizz like the back of my hand

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

Oh other characters include 'tiny rim'

'Bob crutchitch'

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

This is becoming a gay porno but that's okay

 

[Deleted member 1430026]

Where the thread goes, nobody knows

 

[Deleted member 1394328]

I just want to fuck like it's 1869

 

[Tash26]

Oh other characters include 'tiny rim'

'Bob crutchitch'

Do you play one of the whores of Christmas past?