My personality can't find its way out of the gutter most of the time.
This brings the “indirectly hit on my mom” count to 3
Like I so am ready to go home but I wanna keep talking to y’allllll
About 90 minutes, if traffic around the capital isn’t too badIs it a long way to get home Red?
Nope! Hopefully I’m getting a car next year so I can drive myselfNot too bad at all
Ooooo super nice!Nope! Hopefully I’m getting a car next year so I can drive myself
Can you drive or will you be learning?Nope! Hopefully I’m getting a car next year so I can drive myself
Sure!Fuck me.
14 minutesOoooo super nice!
I can drive! I drive to my jobs when I’m home, I just have to use my parents’ second car. But now my sister is also driving so it’s getting too complicatedCan you drive or will you be learning?
What's thatI'm gonna 'say anything' my ex.
I haven’t eaten yet, it was shower14 minutes
Sure!
I'm fully aware I'm probably late in saying this but I stand by it
Marry meIts 80% horny 20% simpsons quotes