Random Question Of The Day by Stan

[Melisandre]

If it's the Butterfinger alien, he can do whatever he wants as long as I get some candy out of it. I'd let the Simpsons aliens have their way too, and I can allow any that are disguised in the form of Tony Shalhoub.

 

[Stanthropical]

Space aliens. Space. The space. Space.

 

[Male_uk]

If space aliens showed up at your door in the middle of night and asked for your permission to probe you, then sex you—what would your response be?

I'd call Will Smith

 

[nessabbyxo]

Negative lol

 

[Deleted member 178467]

I've seen species it never pans out well for the fella . So I will pass.

 

[LilithX]

You guys are just increasing my chances!

 

[Pistil]

I’d ask if I could probe them back.

 

[LillyK]

That would depend on a lot of things. What do these space aliens look like? Do they resemble a human male? And how attractive? What are they probing me with? Do they have dicks? If so, how big, girth, etc.? Are they capable of satisfying my sexual appetite?
Cause if they look like weirdo green men HELL no!! And probing sounds painful lol... .so probably no. But if they look legitimately human... And the pleasure - solid maybe

 

[LilithX]

I really hope it has lots of tentacles.

 

[Stanthropical]

I really hope it has lots of tentacles.

How many?

 

[LilithX]

How many?

Lots

 

[Stanthropical]

LOL

 

[Stanthropical]

Today's question:

If you woke up as the opposite gender, what would be the first thing you'd do?

 

[Delight]

Realize the fact that I'm gay, and that I wouldn't have to have my legs, armpits, eyebrows, or a Brazilian wax ever again! Good bye PMS... woooohooo's.

Ohhhh, I would definitely check out the "jewels" that I inherited. Just in case I was short changed.

 

[LilithX]

If you woke up as the opposite gender, what would be the first thing you'd do?

Fondle my junk
Find out what an orgasm feels like as a man
Pee standing up
Write my name in the snow while peeing
Definitely not shave

 

[Nips]

Windmill and then pub

 

[JackieTreehorn]

Start fretting the onset of menopause.

Cope with the above by buying some badass footwear

 

[Saximony]

Go to the bar and drink free.

 

[Alexa79]

Feel my abs. Jerk off. Piss behind a tree or something like that.

 

[InvincibleLight]

Wake up, drink a few liters of vodka, massacre a bunch of people and hang myself with a hose after jumping off a building while waving my middle finger high to the cops.