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A guy in the locker room saw another guy with a piece of cork up his ass.
''Why do you have a cork up your ass?''
''Well, it's a long story. But one day I was walking on the beach and I tripped over a bottle and woke up a genie who said he would grant me one wish. I said, 'No s**t!'''
''Why do you have a cork up your ass?''
''Well, it's a long story. But one day I was walking on the beach and I tripped over a bottle and woke up a genie who said he would grant me one wish. I said, 'No s**t!'''
TallulahBlue
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INTERVIEWER: Tell me one of your best qualities.
ME: I tend to jump to conclusions a lot.
I: Oh, okay. I didn't realize that was a good quali....
M: Great! So when do I start?
ME: I tend to jump to conclusions a lot.
I: Oh, okay. I didn't realize that was a good quali....
M: Great! So when do I start?
TallulahBlue
Resident
ME: Yeah, this is a bunch of bullshit. It said there were supposed to be 90 pizza rolls in this bag and there are only 89.
911 OPERATOR: You again? For the last time, this isn't an emergency.
911 OPERATOR: You again? For the last time, this isn't an emergency.
TallulahBlue
Resident
BRIT: You don't say queue in America, do you?
ME (condescendingly): We say all of the letters here.
ME (condescendingly): We say all of the letters here.
TallulahBlue
Resident
ROOMMATE: Kacey, I hate to keep bugging you, but it really is your turn to d....
ME (sipping wine from measuring cup): Yeah, my turn to do the dishes, I know.
ME (sipping wine from measuring cup): Yeah, my turn to do the dishes, I know.
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TallulahBlue
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I know many of you don't believe in prayer, but for those who do, I ask that you please keep my family in your prayers at this difficult time. My dad overdosed on Viagra and my mom is really taking it hard.
Sexy_420_geek
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:O Haaaaaaaaa Kaceeeyyyy
Laughed a little more than I should have!
LMFAO!!!!! This is awesome!
TallulahBlue
Resident
[School band tryouts]
ME: They say I have perfect pitch.
TEACHER: Well okay, Kacey - show us what you got!
*I fire a softball right into the tuba*
ME: They say I have perfect pitch.
TEACHER: Well okay, Kacey - show us what you got!
*I fire a softball right into the tuba*
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