Ferran Torres is hard on 
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A girl visits her grandma before a date. Grandma warns: "Men only want one thing, tell him you have only an oven very hot!" Later, the girl vents: "He tried to touch me, so I told him about the oven. He said 'Roast this sausage then!' Half an hour later, he asked me to taste if it was done... but it was still totally raw!"
Terrorist attack in a cemetery, everyone is dead
Happy Easter to the whole forum!
I hope your lunch isn't the only succulent thing on the menu today, and that you get to burn off some extra calories in much more pleasant ways
Me and Monday? It’s complicated. It shows up punctually, and I just ghost it
Happy 2026 to everyone! My wish for you is simple: may the new year bring you plenty of health, a ton of money and, above all, the patience you'll need to put up with my posts for another year!
If you can survive my comments, you can survive anything. Best wishes, you crazy lot
Happy Sunday
There are things in my life that make me angry and I can’t let them slide.
Unfortunately some situations I can’t control frustrate me. I know there’s not much I can do, but my unconscious thinks I deserve better and it makes me upset.
I can only work on how they affect me and improve some parts of myself so they have less impact on my life, my mood, and my wallet.
On Saturday I want to rest.
My neighbor wants to use the drill.
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone. I hope this time is bringing you fresh energy and quiet moments. May the days ahead be filled with strength, smiles, and small good things. Warm greetings to the whole community
Hi sexyHi sexyHappy Sunday funday
Happy Saturday! Today the bed loves you, the couch adores you, and the fridge is calling… don’t disappoint anyone -
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