A girl visits her grandma before a date. Grandma warns: "Men only want one thing, tell him you have only an oven very hot!" Later, the girl vents: "He tried to touch me, so I told him about the oven. He said 'Roast this sausage then!' Half an hour later, he asked me to taste if it was done... but it was still totally raw!"
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