Recent content by AkronFreak

I'm not much of a cat guy, so probably not

I just licked my phone

I vote FUCK YES on all 4

Those tits and that face are anything but blah

Well thank u gorgeous

Just dropping in to say hello

I was about 20 yrs old selling phone service door to door. I was pretty bad at it tbh. My last stop of the day came and a girl about my age answered the door. I launched into my spiel fully expecting to fail. She cut me off midway thru my first sentence and said that she doesn't control the...

I should probably pay attention to post dates

Hell yes. I need a chick like u lol

I'm a straight white male with a big secret. I like to stretch my hole as wide and deep as I possibly can. I own a double bag full of oversized dildos that I can f*** all the way to the balls. I'm looking for someone that can help me stretch to new limits. I'm a good looking 37 year old white...

Holy shit. Nice