Annie46UK

Things you should consider before you DM me.


1. If you can't use proper punctuation and grammar in your messages, I'm very unlikely to respond to you. A man who is lazy in his communication is usually lazy elsewhere, if you catch my meaning.

2. Don't ask me about my husband or my kids. You don't need to know anything about them and it's a hard boundary for me.

3. Inane question no,1: "What are you doing here?" Same as everyone else, buddy. Trying to have some fun.

4. Inane question no.2: "What are you wearing?" Does absolutely nothing to advance a conversation and is the second most boring question you can ask me.

5. I'm 5'6, size 12, brunette bob, brown eyes, glasses, few small tattoos, 38C. So now you don't have to ask inane question no.3.

6. Pet names - just don't. I'm not your love, your babe, your honey, etc. My name is quite clearly in my username; Annie. Annabelle, if you must, but Annie is fine.

7. I don't share face pictures of myself, for very obvious reasons. If that's what you're expecting, best to chat with someone else. You can beg, plead, tell me you need it to cum. Doesn't matter, you're not getting one.

8. Don't send me unsolicited dick pics. Or any unsolicited pics, actually. They will not be well received.

9. No GIFs. It's a chat room - use your words.