A woman is on trial for stealing a can of peaches. The judge says "You're guilty and since there was 6 peaches in that can you get six days in jail." and before the judge bangs the gavel the woman's husband yells out:
"Wait! Your honor she also sold a can of peas!"
If you laughed you gotta...
What i mean is: America hasn't been free since the end of WW2 and our attempts at "freedom" in the rest of the world is falling the fuck apart. Fuck this country. I'm looking into citizenship elsewhere.