Recent content by Azreih

Guy at the bar is well past lit. Walked up to the barkeep and says "I'll tell ya what... I'll bet you $5000 that i can piss into a shot glass from across the bar and not get adrop anywhere but the glass." The barkeep laughs and tells the guy he's drink and to go home but the drunkard persists...

3 mice sitting around and start taking about who is the biggest and baddest ofv them all. The first mouse says "I've been through 50 mouse traps, got the cheese ave ain't been caught yet!". The second exclaims "that's nothing I've ate about 100 boxes of decon and I'm still here!". The third...

Preposterous

Monotonous

I banged a girlfriend in high school in the back of a moving pickup truck while her neither and my cousin were watching.... We at last had a blanket....

If she let me...

Does God know one of his Angels is running lose on earth? Or .I'd offer to give you a ride home but seeing as angels can fly, maybe you'll settle for a dance instead?

I'm still breathing. I can walk. I can see. I can hear and talk. Life is good!

I'm break at work... Now going back to work...

Only if i was drunk enough Abbas there was money on the line! Lol . (Definitely would not, i just like being a smart ass..)

I have used many over the years. Many of my own creation or twists on old ones. 1. Hi there. I lost my number can i have yours? 2. Hello. I would say that you must be tired from ruining through my mind but I'd be lying. Rubbing is not at all what you've been doing in my head. 3. I don't know...

Giving a petty woman afoot massage!!:D

Vivacious

Renaissance

Very well put. Those Christians that misuse the verse about God using all things for His good and try to claim that means good did it is silly. God allows pain and suffering because He chooses to not take away our free will. Only a Perfect, Just and Loving God could do this. If He took awaypain...