Recent content by Beeradley69

no. sorry buddy

working on it now... wdyl eat fruit

Me giving you a hand...

i guess... Lol. I totally would

we could swim out past the breakers and watch the world die! You in?

i freaking love my cat! he has a rediculous personality! He is hilarious! hes like 11 or 12, but you wouldn't know it. He acts like hes 2

wondering what the point of having money here is... What do you do with the money you get here?

i love little cuddly kitties! Then theres mine...

awww! kitty

darude

laying on my bed half naked feeling fiesty in my hot pink, Brazilian bikini briefs! At least I'm being honest

shake hands

Hun we always go out on Tuesdays remember? Oh wait no you probably don't you get so wasted on Michelob Ultra and then you think that you're licking your own pussy lips and that's what you tell everybody at the bar when all you're really doing is trying to get one more drop of beer out of your...

When people talk about how badass their girlfriends are I slide up into the conversation and say fellas, I have two words for you brown nectar! And then I drop the microphone and walk away. and then I come back and say sike I'm not done I got two more words for you rim job! Also I feed her...