Recent content by CoffeeGuy

Ahh a tea drinker and one that supports a tea drinker. I knew this day would come! And from the UK I’m not surprised but the gentlemen from the USA I am SHOCKED! *circles around like an old western prepared for a dual at any moment* no matter how those legs look, no matter how good you look...

Well, you guessed it - brewing an epic blend of coffee that is ethically sourced while contemplating how to quit drinking so much coffee - but I can’t plan or think strategically without it. The solution? More coffee to solve this problem.

We would have no choice but to socially distance the town red - wearing a mask at all times to ensure we don’t get each other sick. Seems like a lot of work but you sir are worth it. *boops your nose*

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Well, I was walking down the street and just blasting Cher’s greatest hits - not caring about anyone or anything and just dancing like it was 1999. Anyways, a young man stopped me and said “sir, for the vibe to be that strong - I got to hear what your listening to” I says to him I says “no need...

I can’t take my chances with jinxes, i owe to many people cokes as is.

You need me to sign for the package? Mr. Delivery Man? picture this said in a very seductive manner that can be taken as a joke or serious - I’ll let you be the judge.

Ok, but bring your own wand!

We can pretend to be magicians!

Have a deliciously brewed coffee while begrudgingly working from home because any mistake I make I’m just going to blame on technical issues...so what’s the point?

Made myself homemade meal, the real question would be what didn’t I eat today? A run and workout are incoming ASAP.

All made from scratch, or strokes. :)

Bold choice, but I have lots!

Guess we shall dance back and forth here k bunny I like the pink socks with the frills on the top - they go with my outfits and allow me to express myself deeply. what’s your favorite pick up line that’s actually worked?

Meat is murder! No totally kidding - give me a New York Striploin all day, everyday. Cooked medium and seasoned beautifully. Mouth orgasm right there. what’s your favorite coffee? If you don’t like coffee then what’s your favorite way to die? because I’ll oblige.