Recent content by CoffeeGuy

Ahh a tea drinker and one that supports a tea drinker. I knew this day would come! And from the UK I’m not surprised but the gentlemen from the USA I am SHOCKED! *circles around like an old western prepared for a dual at any moment* no matter how those legs look, no matter how good you look...

Well, you guessed it - brewing an epic blend of coffee that is ethically sourced while contemplating how to quit drinking so much coffee - but I can’t plan or think strategically without it. The solution? More coffee to solve this problem.

We would have no choice but to socially distance the town red - wearing a mask at all times to ensure we don’t get each other sick. Seems like a lot of work but you sir are worth it. *boops your nose*

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Well, I was walking down the street and just blasting Cher’s greatest hits - not caring about anyone or anything and just dancing like it was 1999. Anyways, a young man stopped me and said “sir, for the vibe to be that strong - I got to hear what your listening to” I says to him I says “no need...

Flexing in the mirror, basting myself like a turkey and speaking only positive affirmations about myself because realistically if you can’t love yourself who else is going to. disclaimer: no female is present during this act. Mystery as to why I’m single is still up for debate.

I can’t take my chances with jinxes, i owe to many people cokes as is.

You need me to sign for the package? Mr. Delivery Man? picture this said in a very seductive manner that can be taken as a joke or serious - I’ll let you be the judge.

Ok, but bring your own wand!

We can pretend to be magicians!

Anyone else think this was the beginning of a bad comedic routine or punchline? I was let down here.

Have a deliciously brewed coffee while begrudgingly working from home because any mistake I make I’m just going to blame on technical issues...so what’s the point?

Made myself homemade meal, the real question would be what didn’t I eat today? A run and workout are incoming ASAP.

All made from scratch, or strokes. :)

Bold choice, but I have lots!