Recent content by DaveJonno83

Three times 1. Once i dropped a box of eggs on the kitchen floor. Said fuuuucccck 2. Second the dog decided to eat said raw egg. Told it to fuck off 3. Third, 40mins after cleaning the egg up, he threw up all over the floor right where the eggs fell. As i was cleaning THAT up he looked at...

I am left handed but only use my left hand for writing. Use right handed scissors, right handed in tennis, right footed in football

I am going for actress

Mug of Tea

A finger :eek: (Not as rude as it sounds. Had popcorn stuck in my teeth)

Long teasing foreplay

I finalised a sale of shares in a company today :D

Mashed Potato

Ex's

Nice photo :)

Just got back from taking the dog for a walk. Going to bed as shattered

The only thing different about me is my name as my ex wife was stalking me on here last year so had to get a new user name. She has since got with a crack head so she has given up making my life hell Other than that, I am me. Cant flirt. Can be funny sometimes. And shockingly oblivious to when...

Walkers Crisps

Underwear and moisturiser

Got lectured on a skype call this morning from an 18yr old who wrote me a professional email with the words "innit" and "sound"