Deleted member 1290666

IMPORTANT
- Do not message me if you have shaved or trimmed your pubic hair in the past 12 months.
- Do not message me if you have used any recreational drugs in the past 5 years.
- Do not message me if you are uncircumcised.

I want to connect with men whose values align with my own, therefore these conditions are non negotiable. If you don't meet these requirements, please do not message me again. You will only be wasting your time and mine.

THINGS THAT WILL GET YOU BLOCKED OR IGNORED

- Asking inane questions like "what are you wearing?", "what are you into?" or "so what brings you here?"
- Asking creepy questions like "are you home alone right now?" or "do you have a daughter?"
- Starting the conversation with a corny RP scenario.
- Constantly steering the conversation in a sexual direction.
- Attempting to lure me away to another app or website, eg snap.
- Treating me like some kind of e-whore whose only purpose is to help get you off.
- Asking a lot of personal questions about me, then being evasive or giving me vague, one-word responses when I ask you the same questions.
- Talking in text-speak, eg "wyd", "hru" or "wbu". There isn't a character limit in this chat, so stop being lazy.
- Saying "I'm bored". Only boring people get bored and I have no desire to talk to boring people.
- Leaving the chat mid-conversation to take a call or do something without having the courtesy to excuse yourself, then returning an hour later and expecting to pick up where we left off.

OTHER THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND
- Do not nag me for photos. I will decide what I want to send and when I want to send it. I will not send face pics on the first chat, so don't ask. You are more likely to receive a photo if you've sent one first.
- My settings only allow me to see chat room posts from men in certain countries who fall into a particular age bracket. If I'm not responding, it's likely that I cannot see you.
- I only engage with Caucasian/white men from English speaking countries.

WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR
- Online friendship and company
- Online flirting, photo sharing and sexual encounters
- Potential dates and/or a relationship IRL
- My musical soulmate - that is, someone who shares my taste in music and enjoys the same songs, artists and genres as me

ABOUT ME
- I'm 36 years old
- I'm currently single
- I don't have any children but I'd love to make some when the right guy comes along
- I'm self employed
- I'm fit but curvy where it counts, ie boobs and bum
- I have dark brown hair to just below my shoulders and brown eyes
- I'm tall (5'10")
- I enjoy the outdoors, going to the beach, swimming, hiking and walking, road trips, 70's, 80's and 90's pop music, writing, cooking and baking
- I'm politically conservative and proud of it
- I consider myself a free-thinker, so my opinions and beliefs often differ to those of my peers.
- I have no interest in doing things simply for the sake of fitting in or being accepted by others
- I love to pay compliments where they are due and I enjoy making other people feel good
- I can be very direct, which some people may find intimidating
- In most situations, I like to use the correct biological terms when it comes to sex

MY IDEAL GUY
- is aged 30-59
- is a practical, capable, hunter/gatherer type who enjoys the outdoors
- is confident in his masculinity and comfortable with who he is
- is hairy to very hairy and does not shave or trim anywhere below the neck
- has a healthy relationship with his penis
- respects women but has integrity and a backbone
- is circumcised
- is technically minded and knows how to fix or build things etc
- is politically conservative

Please bear in mind that the above characteristics are just a guideline. Potential partners do not need to meet all of these criteria.

MY TURN ONS
Bald or balding men, intelligence, a circumcised penis, cowboys, a hairy torso, ejaculation, good manners, giving handjobs, blue collar/hard working men, beards, outdoorsy men, big hands/thick fingers, free thinking, ungroomed pubic hair, guns, anal/prostate play, voyeurism, exceptionally hairy legs, impregnation, overt masculinity, romance, a hairy taint/ass, masturbation.

MY TURN OFFS
Foreskin, gym bunnies, dishonesty, guys in panties, cucks/simps/subs, penis size obsession, excessive tattoos, unhealthy porn addictions, abs/six packs, shaved or trimmed pubic hair, drugs/420, effeminate men, pain, feet, hitting/slapping, adult males who are into gaming/anime/sci-fi/fantasy/comics/superheroes etc, naturally smooth/hairless men, online roleplay, men with long hair.

WHAT NOW?
If you think you might be my type, feel free to hit me up in the chat rooms. (If I'm online, you'll find me in the #AdultChat and #SexChat rooms). Be sure to indicate that you've read my profile and meet the requirements. You can increase your chances of getting a response by including a photo. (It doesn't need to include your face - use your imagination!)
Gender
Female

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