Recent content by Dezzi420

i didnt use zoom at all unless it was already set. i dont think so cus my arms are pretty short lol. Ill point my junk at the window next time. I wasn't thinking. i just sat in the chair where the chair always is

ahhh there we go. it still made it square but thats just the site i used to make it a gif. i can maybe find one that doesn't do that. or just crop them square when their still videos

ohhhh. i did but i think i only did it after trying to upload directly i was still trying to get it under 1mb. ill try that. if it works i can make some more videos and gifficate them. i was throbbing like a mofo making that one

I wanted to make my own you know...for the personal touch but the website i used cant make them small enough file sizes without the quality going all Trumpy. I kept trying but it was to big. i'll try again another time for yall

why not use pics of yourself?

If it goes around corners its cheating! no fair. i could put that one away in my snizz! it would just be coiled up ijn ther elike a sleepy snek! :D

Shes GREEN! I couldnt do green in my V nevermind my butt!

I had to convert from inches but i already measured and im 14cm deep. so my guess of being yellow was spot on. Lol. We got any greens or blues here? i dont gett why they have balls. You might be blue or purple and not even know cus you can't use the blue or purple parts!

I like the rainbow ones. see...this girl is only orange. I recon im yellow. And you can be like "Yo, i saw this girl last night and she was BLUE! Blue I tell you!" or "lucky her. Im only red!" it gives you something to work for :D

which part is your wife? The head or the body?

jesus! do you people ever learn.

and of course ppl are too dumb to image search them :D