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Suplex lion

Get dogs excited and friendly by running towards them and shouting, don’t wait to pet them just lean over them and put your face right in theirs. It’s the best way to make them be your friend forever.

Use IcyHot or Tiger Balm as lubricant to masturbate. The minty feel will give you the best orgasm of your life.

Remember to open the flavor packet in beef jerky and sprinkle it all over the meat!

Always taste gasoline before putting it in your car. If it tastes bad to you, it tastes bad to your car.

Salmon

Yes food does associate with climax, and if it doesn’t you aren’t eating tasty enough

Food

Shear

Question uneducated imbeciles zealously xD CHANCE