Recent content by JackNoff

Most of the people on here are looking for something too... wait did Heidiwil just say I'm right???? Where in the hell is my calender, I need to write this date down! Anyway we're all looking for something you need only reach out!

Just relax and take things not to terribly seriously. And SMILE! You're a good looking woman, but a great smile can move the world!

I don't know who or what "God" is, but I have lived through no less than 3 events, which should have killed me (1 that actually did for almost 2 minutes) and the extremely improbable series of actions that took place to allow me to be here writing this tonight, leaves me to conclude that there...

Maybe it's the silver hair, maybe it's being raised by humans and not a wild pack of wolves who can smell a female in heat from apparently like miles away (kinda glad not to have a sense of smell like that), but I think I would look you in the eyes and say "would you like to have dinner with...

I'd fall prey to Lakeside's "trap"... I just use chloroform, little black dresses clash with my eyes!

Collect? Is there ever going to be a time when...

You look absolutely fine... screw what the shamers may say! By the way, I have never eaten a man... but I do have a sweet tooth for eating women!

Ahhh com'on Tallalah... "Coercion" is vague... I mean does a guy need to start out with rubbing your shoulders, or does he need to publish your posts in your local newspaper? The devil is in the details!

How about adding a member's only room. I mean it only takes a minute to make the commitment, so it's not like you're really denying access.

Great video... always made me cry, so just fuck you!

Sorry Heidi, but my job as an international super spy just doesn't give me the opportunity to pursue many other interests outside of the whole "saving the world" thing. But if I told you that I'm the son of a plumber, could I still give you a "second quote"?

Public sex... the riskier the behavior the hotter! And just to keep up with Asian's intro of two fetishes. Ladies feet are also a turn-on... I catch myself noticing sexy feet during the summer like a LOT.

The next time you're in the mood, PLEASE let me know and I'll be happy to watch!

Oh Heidi you sexy thing, to have your problems! Believe me when I say that the plumber is NOT going to have a problem with either scenario and this isn't going to affect your lease in the slightest. But I suggest getting "caught" masturbating and let him take it from there... being forward could...

Just sayin' I'd STILL tap that! Old people fuck like they are never gonna get another piece... Damn I hate being an old people!