Recent content by Jay014

My favourite sport is golf Clothing has to be for me shorts, on a woman a nice dress

And what goes on on detachmen stays on det!!!

I was in a nigjt club in scotland once chatting to some lass.asked if she knew anything about golf. She said no so i told her i was a famous golfer there for a comp... She then phoned her dad to tell him she was getting chatted up by his gfolfing idol. So as i ecsorted her outvpf the club to go...

Just back from the pub uts a gd life sometimes.

While home on leave in my early day in the raf i was arguing with the taxi driver and my mum that i was at the wrong address. I was refusing to get out of taxi till he took me to where i was suposed to be. I only told him he had to take me back to camp in Belize.....

Aftet football when i was younger had a few then tried racing shopping trolleys down a dry ski slope. Needless to say it ended with a trip to a&e.

If i said u had a beautiful body would u hold it against me

Anything more thana handfull isa waste

Yes please