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Two pieces of bacon, some scrambled eggs, and a side of toast walk into a bar and sit down. Bartender comes up and says, "You'll have to leave. We don't serve breakfast here."

stare down

beach baby

Stand tall

Stand up

Slow hand

Queen Bee

party naked

free me

tame her

Take me

Banana peel

Don't walk through the screen door, grandma; you might strain yourself.

Nape of the neck, where I caress lightly, kiss, lick, softly blow . . .

ripe banana