Recent content by Luke_DoesRp

I’m constipated and uncomfy. Yep. That’s it. That’s the post.

My card got declined and then worked perfectly fine when I tried it again. Don’t embarrass me like that.

If my lettuce is white I’m not eating it. If I want crunchy water I’ll eat ice.

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People who borrow something and put it back somewhere completely different. Now I have to go on a scavenger hunt in my own house.

I swear flies know when you pull out the swatter. They’re right there until you’re actually ready to do something about it.

Hasn’t rained here in forever, but of course the day I wash my car the universe decides yeah it’s the perfect day🙄

Yikes

Groove

Loud chewing. I didn’t order the surround-sound version of your lunch.