Recent content by Male_uk

I don't think I've ever said this before. What what an incredible cock you have! The Internet has been completely won.

Reading your post all I could think of was a Rock Cock. Wasn't enough space left on my screen to draw a guitar. And judging by the overall shitness of my drawing it wouldn't have looked very good anyway. I'm glad you liked my cock though :D

That picture in the white boxers. Wow! What a pretty sight! I've not seen such a beautiful thing in so long now. Makes my heart race. Football <3 Who won?

Sunglasses added for effect

Mushies. Live the story.

And I'm just gonna throw it out there. Most of us don't look that great naked. Do I really wanna see a couple of munters getting all sweaty in the middle of day? Ever seen your own sex face? Would you wanna see that when chowing down on your bagel of choice?

But what happens if I'm trying to eat a bagel at my favourite coffee shop during a morning shop and I've gotta watch someone get blown off on the bench across the shopping centre from me at 10am? Kissing and groping your partner isn't illegal in public but it's still fairly sickening to watch...

The notch is the mullet of the phone world. Serves absolutely no purpose other than a bragging right to claim you have a screen to body ratio of 95% even though it looks fugly and now your videos don't play full screen anyway because the notch would make it look stupid. /rant

Public displays of affection are cringe worthy at the best of times. Watching someone fuck just to show the world how much they love eat other? Naah fuck that mate, I'm trying to eat a bagel. If I wanna watch you plough your missus from behind I'm come peep through your window.

I sell drugs to kids and murder grannies. Which hole would you like it in?

Since you're in a giving mood wanna buy me a PS5 when they are released?

Chinese guy teaches American youth Kung Fu to keep him away from Twitter and the director hopes nobody notices so calls it by Japanese name because racism. New Karate Kid

That was my feeling and one of the reasons I didn't wanna post the video. Not banned yet though :|

How this is still on YouTube I'm not sure. Enjoy would be the wrong word to use. But yeah, enjoy.

19 pages and not a single mention of Shrek You will have to search the video yourself if you want it