I’m attached but have started thinking deeply about how horny people are that live next to me…..a mum in the flat downstairs that I see most days and think there’s a connection, I love to wank thinking about how she might be doing the same thinking of me…..or if my slightly older neighbours want...
I walk through a major train station on my way home every night and find myself looking into the waiting cabs, hoping to see a woman driver who’s looking straight back at me…..waving me forward, I give an aimless address (and she knows it) as we start talking about our ideal dates before we get...