omgitsbeardman

Location

USA

Gender

Male

Profile Type

Exhibition and Flirting / Real

My age

30-39

Sexual Orientation

I'm Rick James, bitch!

Gender Identity

Man

Self-described Expression

1. Masculine
2. Stud
3. Comedian
4. Blunt
5. Hopeless Romantic
6. Nerd
7. Dogperson
8. Ask me

Relationship Status

Divorced

In Relationship With

Caffeine and Anxiety

Looking For

1. Friends
2. Networking
3. Flirting
4. Sexting
5. Role play
6. Threesome / Group Sex
7. Video / Voice chat
8. A shed to sleep in
9. Recipes for disasters
10. Holiday Girlfriend
11. You
12. Memes
13. Porn Sharing
14. Tributes
15. Ask me

Open to Age Min (18+)

20

Open to Age Max (18+)

45

Zodiac

Sasquatch

Body Type

Stocky

Stature

Tall

Languages

Also fluent in sarcasm

Personality

Dank Meme

Faith

Yes, practicing

Politics

In it for comedy

Stimulation & Stress Relief

1. I Drink and I Know Things
2. Hi, my name is AL Couholicc
3. 420-friendly
4. Pass the bong!
5. Coffee
6. Anything with caffeine
7. Moderate tobacco user
8. Running
9. Walking
10. Resistance training

My ideal partner

I like to take girls out for a massive plate of barbecue ribs for a first date. I judge them according to how many and how aggressively they consume them. Whoever can defeat me in this endeavor shall become my warrior bride. I will set nations ablaze at her feet just to watch the flames dance in her eyes. Our love will be beautiful in its violence. And should our love die, it shall die as it began, with a mound of bones laying between us.

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Trophies

1. 1

   Jun 17, 2025

   First Message

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2. 100

   Jan 6, 2025

   Happy Birthday!

   For each year you stay, you receive 100 points, on your birthday!
3. 2

   Aug 8, 2022

   Somebody Likes You

   Somebody out there reacted positively to one of your messages. Keep posting like that for more!