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Anyone who offers me milk as an opener is automatically put into a timeout. I run on sarcasm, caffeine and curse words. My attitude is dependant on your vibe
Location
Someone's lap
My Other Location
Your nightmares
Gender
Female
Occupation
Professional chaos causer
Profile Type
Exhibition and Flirting / Real
My age
30-34
Sexual Orientation
Velociraptor
Gender Identity
Woman
PGP
she, her, her, hers, herself
Self-described Expression
Princess
Relationship Status
Depends on who's asking ;)
Looking For
Live Chat in FreeChatNow.com chat rooms Friends Flirting Attention Treasure Recipes for disasters
Open to Age Min (18+)
30
Open to Age Max (18+)
55
Zodiac
Unicorn
BDSM
Brat
Body Type
Curvy
Stature
Petite / Short
Languages
Also fluent in sarcasm
Personality
Chaotic
Faith
In a cult
Politics
Not interested
Stimulation & Stress Relief
Occasional / Social Drinker Coffee Anything with caffeine Moderate tobacco user
Kinks and Fetishes
Spanking is a reward not a punishment. I look pretty on my knees or over desks. Is coffee a kink? Coffee.
Sports Interests
Orgasms burn calories.