Pyrate

Out over the sea, moving through the fog, silent as a ghost, is a large sailing ship; a schooner, with black sails. The ship is obscured by the fog as it passes, a fog that surrounds and closes in on the black ship except for the black flag on the mizzen-top, the frightening skull and crossbones flag of the Jolly Roger. The skull appears to TURN and GRIN, the top of a billowing sail positioned regally in front. On the landward face of the sail, apparently high in the rigging, is a man for whom the term 'swashbuckling rogue' was coined. Suddenly, something below catches his attention. He jumps from the rigging and starts strapping on his belt; besides the scabbard and cutlass, it also carries a compass, an harquebus and small powder horn. Beneath a blue sky lies the bucolic Port city of Lord Calvert, second Baron of Baltimore, built on a natural inner harbor. On a bluff at the mouth of the inner harbor stands Fort MacHenry, its stone parapets lined with cannons. The skeletal remains of four pirates, still clad in buccaneer rags, hang from gallows erected on a rocky promontory. There is a fifth, unoccupied gallows, bearing a sign: PYRATES - YE BE WARNED. The Pyrate gazes keen-eyed at the display, raising a tankard in salute.
Location
The People's Technocratic Republic of Vinnland
My Other Location
Neverland
Gender
Male
Occupation
Buccaneering Thaumaturgist
Looking For
  1. Treasure
Body Type
Stocky
Languages
Also fluent in sarcasm
Personality
Chaotic
Myers-Briggs type
Adventurer - ISFP-A / ISFP-T
Politics
In it for comedy
Stimulation & Stress Relief
  1. I Drink and I Know Things
  2. Porn
  3. More porn
Kinks and Fetishes
The Gasparilla Pirate Festival
Role play interests
Sid Meier's Pirates!
Music Interests
Brine & Bastards - Set Sail For Sodomy
Sports Interests
Jousting
Hobbies and Pastime
Talk Like A Pirate Day
Other Interests
commandeering ships, picking up crews in Tortuga, raiding, pillaging, plundering and otherwise pilfering my weaselly black guts out!
My ideal partner
Mermaid

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"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats."
- H. L. Mencken

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