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Rum.... is good.

'Let no joyful voice be heard. Let no man look up at the sky in hope. Let this day be cursed, by we who ready to wake... the Kraken'

Octopus tentacles i'll warrant ..... ~gets a harpoon ready~

Johnny Depp in talks for huge Hollywood return in sixth ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ film By Vanessa Serna August 16, 2026 | 6:32pm Depp famously portrayed Captain Jack Sparrow in the first five films of the franchise.

DSA calls US Constitution ‘rationalization of pirate kingdom’ in workshop to rewrite it By Gabrielle Fahmy, Sofia Poznansky and Geoff Earle The NYC chapter of the Democratic Socialists of America bashed the US Constitution as "a rationalization of a pirate kingdom" last week at a twisted...

Archaeologists uncover shipwrecks belonging to real-life pirates of the Caribbean By Ben Cost June 5, 2026 | 11:16am Apparently, dead men do tell lots of tales.

Somali pirates killed five crew members on hijacked tanker, officials say The deaths appear to be the first at the hands of Somali pirates in more than a decade. By Al Jazeera Staff, AFP and Reuters 30 Sep 2026 Pirates have killed five crew members on board a Palau-flagged oil tanker off the...

Royal Navy Reports 25 Piracy Incidents in Six Months off the Horn of Africa Published by The Maritime Executive Aug 15 2026 A Royal Navy-led task group has dealt with resurgent piracy in the Indian Ocean in the wake of conflict in the Middle East.

a farewell to eye patches? A one-time treatment may fix damaged adult retinas — and reverse vision loss: study By Rachel Sacks Researchers from Michigan State University created a potential remedy by injecting the retinas of the animals with a harmless virus carrying a working copy of the...

Man pops the question with massive ring carved onto beach Inside the ring was a giant question mark which Matt led Rebekah to before going down on one knee. beaches - conjures up images of being marooned with a loaf of bread, a bottle or rum, & a pistol with one shot. Now that won't do much...

‘I’ve developed the ick’: Woman contemplates dumping boyfriend because he eats too many chips He doesn't deserve to get Lay'd eating Lays. Just as well.... they'd have a rocky time later on with that whole for better or for worse thing...

Divorced, destitute and left for dead — the dark side of tradwife life after 35 Traditional wives often become subservient subordinates whose sole purpose is to please their partner. speaking of that whole for better or for worse thing...nothing like good ole fashioned indentured servitude...

‘Grey divorce’ is the new retirement dream for Americans— meet the women who have moved on with zero regrets How they're finding the clarity to walk away from their marriages — and enthusiastically start all over again. somehow this isn't what they had in mind when the heroes sailed off to the...

Forget meditating — this sexologist wants you to practice ‘mindful masturbation’ While meditation has plenty of benefits, getting busy between the sheets on your own can have similar perks. and here i thought the Zen Buddhist masters... ne'er mind.

Bizarre new dating method takes California colleges by storm as it wipes out ‘primitive’ Tinder Ditto, a startup founded in 2024 by former UC Berkeley students, is expanding rapidly after ditching the Tinder-style swipe model in favor of an AI-driven system. ack ack.... AI driven romance or the...