Recent content by RubADubDub

You know I was born in the 80s, I still use my phone as a phone.

Sounds like a plan good buddy. In the words of Troy: It's not a request. I'm giving you an 'all tomato.' Meaning you give me the whole tomato or else.

The night beckons. Its black fingers curl and uncurl, going like, 'Hey, come here'

My most used is "I know what an analogy is. It's a thought with another thought's hat on..." Gets interesting looks in meetings

(Sings badly) Hit me with your genie's bottle, rub it all over me... (trails off)

Hey, I had a really fun time chatting with you before you vanished and would love to do it again. Promise I won't be an ass! ;)

Hello all, Looking for a lady to have some flirty, sexy banter with. Add a bit of excitement to our lives. ;) Eloquent gent who is happy to spend time writing you.

Wow, you're stunning! Love the tattoos too. If you're still looking for partners, hit me up.

Hello lady friends, Looking for someone that would be interested in doing a letter/pen-pal style role play over weeks. Looking for very graphic, maybe photos down the line if we choose. Hit me up!