ScruffyNerfherder

Birthday
Sep 8, 1973 (Age: 52)
Location
Oakland, CA
Gender
Male
Occupation
Freelance Sperm Donor
My age
50-54
Sexual Orientation
I'm Rick James, bitch!
Gender Identity
Dropbear
Self-described Expression
  1. Sapiosexual
  2. Comedian
  3. Blunt
  4. Pervert
  5. Robot
  6. Nerd
  7. Catperson
  8. Dogperson
Relationship Status
Disaster waiting to happen
Looking For
  1. Friends
  2. Networking
  3. Flirting
  4. Sexting
  5. Treasure
  6. A shed to sleep in
  7. Recipes for disasters
  8. A cup of tea
  9. You
  10. Myself
Open to Age Min (18+)
30
Zodiac
Pedantic Asshole
BDSM
Illuminati
Body Type
Martian
Stature
Parallelogram
Languages
Also fluent in sarcasm
Personality
Troll
Faith
Space Pirate
Politics
In it for comedy
Stimulation & Stress Relief
  1. Occasional / Social Drinker
  2. I Drink and I Know Things
  3. 420-friendly
  4. Coffee
  5. Anything with caffeine
  6. Vape
Role play interests
I only RP if its the one where I am a Space Pirate, and you are an underwater deep-sea welding midget. I ride a tricycle, while you slather yourself in mayonnaise and pelt me with sweet gherkin pickles while blasting the ABBA gold album on repeat.
Music Interests
Ecclectic
Sports Interests
Many

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