Recent content by Shivorah

Hey, leave some for me too!

Anything that starts with "we value your privacy" is a good way to instantly get a rise out of me.

You know about people who never smile? Well, Tommy here never stops smiling. Even in the worst possible situations. There was a nasty traffic accident the other day, multiple deaths, and this guy just stood there, watching and grinning like Groucho Marx and the Cheshire Cat's crack baby.

Fuck yeah I would. I've heard good things about you.

A sausage and bacon sandwich with ketchup?! GIMME!!! A Bloody Mary (the drink).

Welp, I'm down if you are.

I don't tend to keep track of where my coffee comes from, so I'll say the one in which I live. I'm more a tea gal, anyhow. Favourite TV show right now?

Oi, leave some hand-action for me too!

6. And an interruption too. Now, where do I collect my spanks?

The real question is: who's going up front and who's taking the back?

Dear God, no. Scones with jam on cream.

Finding me in the nude, save for a pair of cat-ears and a tail butt plug, waggling my backside as I wait for you to give this slutty kitten some warm cream...

Tied to the bed, gagged and helpless to do nothing but moan as my clit throbs underneath her dancing tongue.

Prostrating myself and spreading wide for him, waiting for him to take the bait.

Nope. Don't own houseplants and never intend to (unless I ever get wealthy enough to hire someone to look after them for me), so not really an issue. Ever been to Amsterdam?