Recent content by Slopps

You know that creepy old dude you ionce saw in the subway with a big hole in head that had blood pouring out it? That me. I'm that dude. Who needs a surgeon when there a butcher in the neighborhood? 🧐

Tempting... But i slept like 5 hours and literally walked the equivalent of a marathon this weekend. Have fun amazing people 😘

To remove all posters in the office building saying how much my company values its employees.

I thought it was time to rejoin the race and elevate the level of the discussion. I obviously failed however, so i might as well go to bed 🤷

Note to myself: Add a banner "open to eat cheese" on my LinkedIn profile

Also: good evening. Or afternoon. It's lovely to see you people 🤗

I don't know the background of this but if i was paid to eat cheese, and you got me suspended, you'd be seriously in trouble 🧀🔪😬

Me & my friends from University have successfull careers and are respected professionals in our companies. But when we meet we spend most of time laughing at farting jokes. I'll never say it to them, but I love those guys.

Could you at least wear socks before i say yes? Like 3 of them? 🫣

That looks like a very, very evil laugh 🧛😼😏

Reminds me a bit like friend of mine (visually)

You got this. Thread: Waiting for my flight back home. It's raining a lot,. luckily it hasn't rained at all throughout the long weekend and started literally just after I got in the cab to the airport 👍 are the greek gods crying because i'm leaving? (The answer is no. It's condensation of vapor...

I guess it's better to start a meme collection than being a meme 🤷

Friends. We see each other once a year and it always feels like we all just left university last week.