I admit that I am clearly not the hottest guy on this site which leaves me at a decided disadvantage over my six pack showing, clock pendulum sized pecker swinging, baby faced, pretty boy competition. Therefore, in order to counter balance my handicap, I must bring something more to the "fuck me table!"
Since I am well connected to the providers of certain "difficult to acquire" products, I feel fully confident in my bold declaration when I tell you that mine is much better than theirs! As a result, the addition I bring that will even the odds is...drugs! It is true that many of my competitors offer the same substances that I do but, as I stated earlier, my product will not only be far superior to all of theirs, but it also is endless in it's supply and available 24 hours a day and 7 days a week! So if you're looking to get spun and then get licked, then send me a picture of your sexy ass (optimal) attached to a message titled, "Get me spun and get me off!" Then wait for me to show you the highest and hardest squirting time of your life! Until then, keep banging my sex addicted friends!
- Birthday
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Apr 20, 1971
(Age: 55)
- Location
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Lexington, KY
- Gender
- Male
- Occupation
- Slut trainer