TheGoober

Gender

Male

Profile Type

Social / Real

Sexual Orientation

Velociraptor

Gender Identity

Ask me

Self-described Expression

1. Omnipotent
2. a God

Relationship Status

Disaster waiting to happen

Looking For

1. A shed to sleep in
2. Recipes for disasters
3. A cup of tea
4. Memes

Open to Age Min (18+)

18

Open to Age Max (18+)

25

Zodiac

Pedantic Asshole

BDSM

Snake oil salesman

Body Type

Gonk

Stature

Tall

Languages

I can talk to you in any language and piss you off at the same time

Personality

Dank Meme

Faith

Does Santa Claus count?

Politics

In it for comedy

Stimulation & Stress Relief

1. Straightedge
2. Running
3. Ask me

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Trophies

1. 2

   Dec 6, 2025

   Somebody Likes You

   Somebody out there reacted positively to one of your messages. Keep posting like that for more!
2. 100

   Aug 22, 2025

   Happy Birthday!

   For each year you stay, you receive 100 points, on your birthday!