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    Hello from funny shy guy :-)

    Dude, the setting will never be right for that shit :D
  2. TheRealSlimLady

    Hello from funny shy guy :-)

    You're really David Brent aren't you? :p Welcome to the site, flirting is good ;)
  3. TheRealSlimLady

    Hello

    Oooh boobs :D Welcome :)
  4. TheRealSlimLady

    Lucky enough to have shared asian gfs

    Yet he's a motherfucking P.I.M.P.... Yeah I'll just wander off again...
  5. TheRealSlimLady

    Just would like to know...

    As a lezzer I DGAF what you call me, nor am I remotely interested in what labels other people attach to themselves or their sexuality, or lack thereof. I don't usually introduce myself by saying "Hello I identify as a lesbian", I tend to say "Hi, I'm Karen, pleased to meet you". And yes that...
  6. TheRealSlimLady

    Make a prediction.

    In 2056 I will die at the ripe old age of 90, not before I have spent two decades terrorising pedestrians with my super charged mobility scooter (complete with go faster stripes). I will have John Travolta's head tattooed on my arse and I will drive the wrong way down the motorway with no...
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    Mature woman ooking for a pillow princess for me to please.

    Yeah you'll find some of the men don't even read the title...
  8. TheRealSlimLady

    Boobies

    In celebration of boobie Friday I give you... Boobie hugs :D
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