Recent content by TheUsurper

that moment after you you get out of the car that just finished doing three end-overs with your daughter behind the wheel. not a scratch on either of you and say, "hmmmm guess we won't be driving her any more". then begin laughing hysterically to the shocked look on her face.

was gonna tell a story about my girls mother and a bike that i owned the longest, but i'm not a good enough writer i don't think. plus facts usually aren't sexy. so i'll just say, i have a fetish for garters and stockings on my women. and sometimes i just don't even fuck them i just use toys...

oops still theory of a dead man, i had the random and the repeat activated. hate my life.

@nessabbyxo have you ever tryed eating smaller meals and then eating more often? a couple ex's had that problem. they wouldn't eat because they felt nauseous, and it turned out they were nauseous because they were hungry. sounded weird to me too, but i never bothered with the organic machine...

i'm a strange bird that has difficulty with empathy, not because i don't have emotions, because i don't believe that emotions will ever change a fact.

294, hm seems like the women are playing the multiples game. madam, i claim foul.

ok, i don't understand this post, but thats because i have problems with the abstract of emotion. i grew up through the 60's,70's, and 80's when actresses had hour glass figures. whether those hourglasses were attached to a fuller figure like mansfield, or the more slender grace kelly types...

ummmmm false, i cant find a user in here that might be tnp and i just logged in today. so, true or false huh. okay cantbetamed has a nice pair o' twins.

fuck it, i'm greedy i'm takin all three of em. the dude cause he seems alright judging by previous posts. cantbetamed and pheonixxxmonroe, because they seem to be good enough to eat. and i don't mind eating at the y.

i've never been the romantic sort, the facts are mostly what i am comfortable with. so usually if i tell a woman anything others use as a compliment, i'm usually saying it because i believe it to be fact.

i was trying to ban amanda flirty for checking out her own ass at the same time i was but then four posts showed up between mine post and hers, does this happen alot?

well now i'm looking at myself under harley 31 and wondering if i can be two people and help her with a sandwich? so many random thoughts

i'm thinking about what i want to do with a woman, problem is i don't know if that person is a woman. damn i hate it when that happens (xyzrp was the last one when i posted)

next song on the albumn, not meant to be

so happy, by theory of a deadman