Tylanol

I just updated my pfp to an AI pic. Lucky you if you see me in chat and see my actual face.

I work a lot and work on myself a lot. I expect someone to put in the same effort I do in body and appearance.

Don't beg to see my pics. I look good and respect myself. I don't need to show it off to thirsty randoms I won't ever talk to again.

If you voted for Rudeman we won't get along.

If you have a username thought up by a 12 year old or your main profile pic is a dick pic don't bother. Seriously, it's an automatic DQ. Please don't waste time with unsolicited pics. I just close them out. I'm more concerned with your intelligence level.

The only people who think "sit on my face" is cool are your other 13 year old friends.

I promise myself or any other women I know aren't concerned with how nice our snatch looks, especially in the vulgar terms you use. Kinda makes me throw up a little in my mouth.

If you use the term squirt, it's a true indicator of how awful you are in bed and how much porn you watch. It's good for laughs, but that will be the end of it.

European guys just stop. You sound like you were raised by animals. How you ever get laid is beyond me. Focus on showing each other your dicks like you apparently love to do. Stay classy, my friends! Sorry to the Italian guy who just got triggered.

If you're married and you're here, it's 99% because you can't satisfy your partner but can't come to terms with it. There's no sense in trying to satisfy me, too. Spend the time improving your skills and educating yourself.

If you're a couple and your male is too jealous to let you have fun and really be satisfied, then we aren't a good match. If he has you on lockdown, he also is unlikely to satisfy anyone. I hope you escape one day and get to be free to enjoy yourself and make your own decisions.

If you sit in one of those rooms where women flash you for free then I know everything I need to about you. Do us both a favor and don't try your luck.

If you are butthurt by my profile, just move along. Don't embarrass yourself by sending me a message.