Sex is cool but….

[theoriginalnumber8]

So, what’s cooler than sex? Be as funny, sexy, dirty or whatever as you like, just have fun with it!

Edit: it has been pointed out to me that the rules are not clear enough, so for clarity, the idea is that you post “Sex is cool but” then follow it up with a witty anecdote, I did provide an example and starting point (below) but it appears as though someone has got the wrong idea

I’ll start, as this has recently happened to me:

Sex is cool but have you ever finished cutting the grass seconds before it started raining

 

[Stanthropical]

Anything that doesn't produce heat.

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Anything that doesn't produce heat.

Very good Stan, but you don’t seem to have grasped the rules

Eg - Sex is cool but have you ever had a thread idea trashed by an FCN staff member

(for example )

 

[Stanthropical]

Sex is cool, but not as cool as clear communication, such as clear rules/restrictions in the opening post of a thread.

Be as funny, sexy, dirty or whatever as you like, just have fun with it!

 

[Heather]

 

[Heather]

 

[JamesHatfield]

Sex is cool but have you ever tried building the tension and once it hits its peak tease you drop it and watch the suffering… then let both your imaginations fill in all the possibilities that could’ve happened…

 

[OnyxStorm]

Sex is cool but have you ever tried authentic Mexican food?

 

[JamesHatfield]

Sex is cool but have you ever got lost in a conversation with someone you care deeply about and then become lost for words because you can’t seem to pull yourself out of there eyes…

 

[LillyK]

Sex is cool but have ever had a brown sugar shaken espresso with coconut milk and light ice??? #orgasmsfordayyyyyyyyss

 

[Snap75]

Sex is cool and all, but have you ever been tied to a chair, and made to watch others for hours, until you're an oozing drooling imbecile?

 

[OnyxStorm]

Sex is cool but have ever had a brown sugar shaken espresso with coconut milk and light ice??? #orgasmsfordayyyyyyyyss

Have u tried the iced chocolate almondmilk shaken espresso? I use 2% milk instead but that one is heaven too.

 

[LillyK]

Have u tried the iced chocolate almondmilk shaken espresso? I use 2% milk instead but that one is heaven too.

I haven't. I should. I haven't tried anything new lately cause I'm so hooked!! Maybe tomorrow...

 

[OnyxStorm]

I haven't. I should. I haven't tried anything new lately cause I'm so hooked!! Maybe tomorrow...

Lol yeah I know how that is haha I love the mocha cookie crumble frappuccino too. But ya it's pretty good. I enjoy it when I want some coffee and chocolate makes it perfect too lol

 

[LillyK]

Lol yeah I know how that is haha I love the mocha cookie crumble frappuccino too. But ya it's pretty good. I enjoy it when I want some coffee and chocolate makes it perfect too lol

I generally steer clear of the frapps cause of the sugar. When I do, I have the strawberry frap with coconut milk It's crazy sometimes the orders we get... 17 pumps of syrup in one drink, extra caramel drizzle on the walls, etc. They already come loaded with sugar!!

 

[OnyxStorm]

I generally steer clear of the frapps cause of the sugar. When I do, I have the strawberry frap with coconut milk It's crazy sometimes the orders we get... 17 pumps of syrup in one drink, extra caramel drizzle on the walls, etc. They already come loaded with sugar!!

Lol aww yeah for sure. I like getting a vanilla bean frap and I ask for a lot of caramel lol I only get fraps as a cheat or my dessert for the day lol

 

[ohmibod]

Sex is cool and all, but have you ever taken off your skates after an hour of ice skating?

 

[Simonsaysxxx503]

Sex is cool, but have you ever taken off combat boots after a day of work in the desert?

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Sex is cool but have you ever used the very last scoop of instant coffee in the jar and it was the perfect amount to make a cracking cuppa?

 

[RF587]

Sex is cool, but a cold beer never said no