Icebreaker Game Would you let me?

[Stanthropical]

Only if it's https://www.audacy.com/stations/wbbm780

Would you LET ME TEACH YOU how to give too much fuck?

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

No fucks to give. All ran out. Sry, the answer will most likely have to be a no.

Would you let me write your dying wish in a poem that rhymes?

 

[Stanthropical]

Only if you ask me after I'm dead.

Would you let me tie you down to a chair a feed a Portillo's bacon cheeseburger with BBQ sauce to you in an unnecessarily messy manner?

 

[SarcasticLizzy]

No... Don't go to Portillo's for sandwiches.... Go for the Chicago dogs.


Would you let me straight razor your back and chest?

 

[Smiling_Tom]

No

Wylm tell you a joke?

 

[Locket44]

Yes, let me prepare myself first


Wylm replace all your underwear

 

[Enabler]

Sure I need to put one on first.

Wylm tie you at the front door?

 

[Stanthropical]

No

Would you let me install a floating, maintenance-free wooden deck in your back yard and put a gazebo on it with privacy curtains? You will have to make it available to cats.

 

[Locket44]

Yes, come and do it now please.


Would you let me be your alarm clock for a week, waking you by jumping on your bed and singing happy songs?

 

[Fukcster]

If you don't give me a scare too bad and have the reflexes to jump back if needed then yeah.

Wylm cook something simple for you?

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

Sure. Soup.

Would you let me join in on your fun?

 

[LondonLady]

Depends. If it's cocktails with the girls fun, then yes. If it's naughty fun then no.

Wylm drive your car even though I don't yet have a licence?

 

[Smiling_Tom]

Sure, but I'm not gonna be sitting on the passenger seat

Wylm play a game with you?

 

[SarcasticLizzy]

Yes... let's play naked.


Wylm take a nap on a floaty in the river?

 

[Locket44]

Absolutely


WYLM swap all your food for healthier alternatives?

 

[Fukcster]

Nooo that once happened and yk the aftermath!

WYLM take you to petting zoo? :3

 

[Locket44]

Yes

WYLM bring you on a 20k hike?

 

[Fukcster]

Yes

WYLM bring you on a 20k hike?

Yay!

Only if it's spanned across multiple days and we got all the things like tents, etc.

WYLM make you a fruit salad?

 

[Lilith2_0]

I don’t know where your hands have been, so I don’t think so

Would you let me show you how to power wash my patio and then let you do it?

 

[Fukcster]

Alright! So I can later enjoy the sights

Would you let me observe you from a distance, while you sunbathing? Possibly trying to get a tan without lines?