The Goat Is Hiring 🐐

[anonymous_goat]

I’m anonymous_goat, and I’m officially accepting applications for the position of girlfriend Plexse submit your résumé, references, availability, and a brief explanation of why you believe you’re qualified for this highly prestigious position. Benefits include questionable amounts of attention, terrible jokes, random VNs, an unhealthy supply of memes, and absolutely no guarantee of job security. Previous experience is preferred but not required. Applications are open now. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

 

[honeybeeHQ]

Oooo la la. The goat is soul searching… i mean, hiring. Just wanted to drop my referral here

If you’re looking for a sweet, funny guy with actual hobbies, goat bb is your guy. I can’t confirm (or deny) but I have heard he is packing…

 

[DC_Guy]

This guy is very friendly, easy to talk to, and very accepting of others, any woman would be hard pressed to find a better friend and partner. DO yourself a favor and send him a message, if nothing else you could make yourself a wonderful friend!

 

[anonymous_goat]

Oooo la la. The goat is soul searching… i mean, hiring. Just wanted to drop my referral here

If you’re looking for a sweet, funny guy with actual hobbies, goat bb is your guy. I can’t confirm (or deny) but I have heard he is packing…

You're so sweet

 

[anonymous_goat]

This guy is very friendly, easy to talk to, and very accepting of others, any woman would be hard pressed to find a better friend and partner. DO yourself a favor and send him a message, if nothing else you could make yourself a wonderful friend!

I appreciate you