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Either way, it could be a memorable summer break lol

...or worse, he might be a politician

If only Mr. T. Rump would notice me... He seems like the kind of guy who would keep a girl on a leash... although, i suspect i might not be His type, they say prefers blonds...

i fear the former King of the US is too busy dealing with the lawsuits ... as someone oft accused of being an axe murderer, i think a summer break in Florida would be better than the nation's capitol. but that's just my opinion

Ah yes, Florida... Home of... Dexter... and The Florida Man...

don't forget the zombie flesh eating bath salts people

That... i have never heard of, must be fake news.

On May 26, 2012, Rudy Eugene attacked and maimed Ronald Poppo, a homeless man, on the MacArthur Causeway in Miami, Florida, making headlines worldwide. During the 18-minute filmed encounter, Eugene accused Poppo of stealing his Bible, beat him unconscious, removed Poppo's pants, and bit off most of Poppo's face above the beard, leaving him blind in both eyes.

i now think Washington sounds lovely.

lol oh i am sure i could find Washington DC stories too. But that I am forbid To tell the secrets of my prison-house, I could a tale unfold whose lightest word Would harrow up thy soul, freeze thy young blood,
Make thy two eyes, like stars, start from their spheres, Thy knotted and combined locks to part And each particular hair to stand on end,
Like quills upon the fretful porpentine :-D

That was so Shakespearean, all i could take away from it was that i have beady eyes and split ends in my hair... Truth be told, i'm sure that there are horror stories from every corner of the world, even KL, but Florida seems to stand out in the current zeitgeist of popular culture, to the point that people like me, from the other side of the planet,

have seen memes about the infamous "Florida Man".

But in all seriousness, due to the fact that i'm from Malaysia, the probability of me even visiting the US is very slim. Not just because Malaysia is a Muslim country, and we're on some sort of UN list for Human Trafficking and our government sympathises with some middle eastern countries that the US government might frown upon, so getting a visa, although not impossible, might need me to jump through a few hoops.

Also, the Ringgit is just too weak against the US Dollar, so financially, making the journey to that side of the world will indeed be a costly endeavour for me, especially since i haven't graduated yet and will probably need to focus on getting a job once i do.

Realistically, unless i meet someone nearby, i only actually see myself exploring Europe, Canada and the US, in search of a Dominant Older white Man to kneel before, some time in my mid to late twenties. Australia will probably be the country in which i will be collared, branded/tattooed, caged, beaten, trained and conditioned.

Its nearby, i'm already studying at an Aussie uni, and the chances of me actually going there to pursue an MBA are much higher within the next year or two, than the chances of me getting a job, saving up for a couple of years and then travelling to the other side of the planet.

Oh my... i am quite long winded... perhaps i should stop here.

Have a lovely weekends.