In that case, why don't we both push each other deeper and deeper down the rabbit hole until both of us are nothing more than a puppy and a kitten, obeying and pleasing for the rest of our lifes. Or how about we start slowly and train and condition behavioural treats onto us so that we cannot hide our pet sides ever again?
Started off conciously, but I did it so much it's like an impulse now, something I can't stop myself from doing. And, what's worse, the phrase doesn't even have to be directed at me, I just have to hear it.