Or what, Brittany? He would go running to YOU? Ha, that idea may be far funnier to me than any of your jokes, lol.
Brett is not only a handsome studmuffin, he is an intelligent handsome studmuffin. And he is also my intelligent handsome studmuffin.
You can call Brett whatever you wish, Brittany. We all know it is not you who he wakes up beside on the weekends, that would be me, lol.