~sets the plywood bushel basket of tomatoes down in the open, steps back about 10 paces in the underbrush, and aims the harquebus at the basket, a most dastardly smile upon his face, waiting for @Sexybeas33 to blunder along... thinking the tomatoes are going to make for a nice gazpacho for @Fukcster and @Locket44~ "closer.... closer.... closer....."
