*starts stacking a collection of books on the end-table, Venus in Furs by Leopold von Sacher-Masoch from 1870; 120 Days Of Sodom by Marquis De Sade from 1785; Les Liaisons Dangereuses by Pierre Choderlos de Laclos from 1782; Fanny Hill (Memoirs of a Woman of Pleasure) by John Cleland from 1748; & "Coition of a Hemisected Man and Woman" by Leonardo da Vinci from 1492 *