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Awe ❤ except due to me having to begin work before you, it is actually I who wake up beside you each morning, my love. but I feel equally as lucky.

Aren't you tired of her yet?

I'm only kidding... i loves you guys XD

funny, i thought he was goin' to say nothin' made him happier or luckier than waking up inside... ne'er mind...

*wanders off with peels of laughter, clapping his hands*

may their honeymoon ne'er end, @HereComesTrouble99

Heh, that has not happened... yet.

Although we have fallen asleep together with him inside me before.

So... he slipped out in the middle of the night while you were both asleep?

Actually, forget I asked that. I don't think I want to know.

Hahaha I'll just say that was a true story without any further details.

I think @Ravenbird30 is onto something here... discretion is the better part of valor.

you can save it for a chapter in the self help book , or a masterful New York Times best seller work of fiction, non-fiction

The stories of what Brett and I do in the bedroom, I could write an entire erotic novel based around them, lol.

a novel? nay, an entire series of books i am sure....

250 Shades of Barbie and studmuffin XD

Only 250? That seems low, lol.

more than 250? wow.

they'd better be released four volumes a year.... if they were released one a year, the author's wouldn't be alive to write them.

and readers would be inclined to pass them down to generations not yet born to ensure they all got read!

Lol I take it Alora estimates she and Brett have had sex more than 250 times since they have been together... if so, call me envious lol

Hahaha it might be around that number... I'm not keeping a count I have my mind on other things besides numbers during those times

hey i have an idea! paint the walls with that there chalkboard paint and you can make hash marks every time you're intimate! won't have to count at the time, & it will make for less ambiguous mathematical accuracy... & you'll ne'er lose count.

*giggles* before we lived together, we would save all our energy for when we saw each other on the weekends. Now, we are more widespread throughout the week, but as we both possess a relatively high sex drive, I estimate that number to be within a good theoretical range.

What Barbie is trying to say is she is addicted to studmuffin juice more than I am caffeine