What are you doing here, Brittany? You were fired.
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Alora23
Ravenbird30
Lol Alora
HereComesTrouble99
Who's Brittany? I'm uhh... *puts on fake mustache and hat and lowers my voice* Johnny!
Alora23
Your disguises do not fool me. *points to the door* Fired. Out. Now.
HereComesTrouble99
Nope imma just keep coming back!
Ravenbird30
Don't look at me. She said you're fired.
Alora23
That is correct, lol.
HereComesTrouble99
You can't fire me, I QUIT! 
Alora23
It is too late for that. You have already been fired. The termination paperwork has been completed and filed. You are done.
Ravenbird30
Shhh Brittany... if you quit rather than be fired, you forfeit your eligibility for unemployment, just saying 
Alora23
I have already taken steps to ensure she will receive no compensation, as she was fired with just cause.
HereComesTrouble99
Okay Borebie... this joke has jumped the shark! Move along!
HereComesTrouble99
By the way, did you ever actually fire that dude you were talking about at your work?
Alora23
It was a female and I nearly had to write her up today.
Ravenbird30
Alora's becoming the big bad boss lady lol
Alora23
I am not sure if "big and bad" would be accurate words to describe my performance as manager. More like stern and fair. I am giving this woman one more chance to improve her work.
HereComesTrouble99
I'd have told that girl not to let the door hit her on the ass on the way out!
Alora23
And that is precisely why you should never be in any position to fire anyone.