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You have brought so much joy to my life, I cannot possibly thank you enough for it, my love.

Barbie loves studmuffin, studmuffin loves Barbie... you guys are so one year ago happy anniversary tomorrow btw

We are one year ago, we are today, and we shall be every year henceforth until we reach the hereafter.

Awww love this!

It's been an incredible year... the best ever.

(does an aside) "i feel ill... "

Heh it seems @BlackBartRoberts has become stricken with the same mysterious ailment that Brittany finds herself afflicted by whenever Brett and I openly profess our love for one another. Will you be in requirement of a barf bag also? :P

I'm with ya Captain... so much slobbering makes me nauseous.

nay @Alora23... i am sure my ailment stems from jealousy :)

we should rejoice in their happiness @HereComesTrouble99

Heh I would think Brittany's does likewise. Had she had a man to "slobber" over her, I do not think she would find such contempt for what Brett and I do.

She has enough of those at the bar each night, probably literally slobbering too

Lol yes, the slobbering drunks. I do not envy the person having to clean up that mess.

That would be Bobby our janitor haha i nickname him mop man... i don't think he likes when I call him that XD

Mop man, lol. What an atrocious nickname. He may have a family to return home to. Imagine being Mrs. Mop Man.

Mop man? LMAO.... Brittany, you are giing to drive some poor soul over the edge with these nicknames. Cottonwood, slimpy, mop man... what's next, smallballs?

Does mop man wear a dishwater gray faded shirt with mold stains shaped in an M on the front?

Heh, I could see "Mop Man" featured as a character on a TV commercial for household cleaning products.

Does your old mop not give you that shiny floor you are looking for? Never fear! Mop Man is here!

Haha poor mop man, you guys are brutal!

LMAO Alora.... and no Brittany, you're the brutal one for giving that poor guy such a ridiculous nickname.

I agree with Victoria here. Brittany is going to lead that poor soul into the depths of depression.