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if we assume that you can bark 5 times every second, if you are able to not lose your breath, we are looking at around 300 barks in a minute

Let’s not forget about motivation. It’s easy to lose motivation and get tongue tied after doing a lot of barking without end.

Which is why we have to call him a good boy every 5 seconds to keep his spirits up and motivate him to do more. This should lead to about a 3~5% increase in barks, or 309~315 barks.

Good point. We must also make sure that he is clear minded, healthy, and especially hydrated, since if any of those are out of line, it can affect the efficiency. This is also why we must take extra care of him, I'm talking food bowls, water bowls, 'good boy's' (as per your suggestion), head pats, cuddles, maybe a bit of bribery (depending on mood).
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When these are in effect, I've deduced that its more common to get 6 barks per second instead of 5. Therefore we can theoretically bring the barking level up to 360 barks per minute.

While this may sound like a lot, with both of our powers combined random internet stranger (AKA; @Dremiphamus), we can help @PuppyBot to reach MAXIMUM BARK POTENTIAL!
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Agreed, I see no issues with this plan of affection. Let us set this experiment into motion!

*Kindly shakes a pet bowl!*

I can't believe I missed all of this hello?? My brain is very dumb an- OOH FOOD?? BOWL?? ME?? ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF!!!! >w<

And we’ve already got 6 barks~
Good boy~ You’re such a good boy, dearie~

And then my brain fries and I'm just left there blushing and restarting my brain :sob: XD

Hehehe~ Who’s to say that doesn’t make you even cuter?~ Cute, brain-emptied good boy~

My god calm down before I overheat!! >_<