I do it more eloquently. I don't "pour it directly into my facehole" Although, I thought I was weird for drinking maple syrup. I chalked it up to loving maple syrup. I'm glad someone else does it. Oh I should put this in Confessions.
Picture this... I'm pouring it ever so slightly. Slowly, just to get a taste. While you're (and I quote) "pour(ing) it directly into my facehole"