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Don’t think so. No swelling really. Lucky I’m tough hahaha

That’s a good sign. Damn table, no warning huh! Just jumped right in front of you!

That table has always had it in for me.

Sounds like you need a table. Maybe one made of Nerf!

Maybe just a whole padded room.

Right there with you on that one.

Maybe we could put a bet across the middle and play volleyball.

I’m game! Looking for some steel toe house shoes for you in the meantime!

Oh I was just going to wrap myself in bubble wrap

That’s an option! I like the Nerf idea though! Can you imagine a world made of Nerf? “This is your Captain speaking, we are cursing at 32,000 feet lost all engine power! Sit back and enjoy your crash! Solved so many problems!

i don’t know have you ever been hit at close range by one of those bullets? Do kinda sting.

Hmmm? Fair point! Thanks for crushing my dreams!

That’s what I’m here for.

Well you need a raise!

I keep saying that ! The effort I put in …

What?! Thought I was easy!

You will fit in here well then hahah

Awe! See I knew you had a soft side. .

You calling me fat now????

LMAO! Oh hell no! My assistant is wondering why I just cracked up!!!